Instructions for new bloggers:
- Demonstrate an initial burst of enthusiasm with several soul searching and heart-rending posts.
- Publicize blog among friends and family
- Build on the momentum by demonstrating true cleverness and humor in daily posts
- Be sure to tell us EVERYTHING about your dog. Use verse if possible.
- Ditto on cats.
- Let enthusiasm wane slightly, then don't post for 2 years.
- Return with a vengeance, committing to yourself to post regularly because gosh darn it there are people out there that want to read about the random details of your life.