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Instructions for new bloggers:

1. Demonstrate an initial burst of enthusiasm with several soul searching and heart-rending posts.
2. Publicize blog among friends and family
3. Build on the momentum by demonstrating true cleverness and humor in daily posts
4. Be sure to tell us EVERYTHING about your dog. Use verse if possible.
   
5. Ditto on cats.
   
6. Let enthusiasm wane slightly, then don't post for 2 years.
   
7. Return with a vengeance, committing to yourself to post regularly because gosh darn it there are people out there that want to read about the random details of your life.
   

Or just write down some interesting stuff once in a while.